Dont Cry for Me, Tartine

That awkward moment when a tooth brush bristle comes off while you’re brushing and you wonder...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:23:23 -0400

That awkward moment when a tooth brush bristle comes off while you’re brushing and you wonder where that pube came from..

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:01:18 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:56:05 -0400

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:45:29 -0400

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

cradily: did somebody say cute boys

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:44:44 -0400

cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

sammikat: “You talkin’ to me?” #chinchilla #mosaic...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:43:56 -0400

sammikat:

“You talkin’ to me?” #chinchilla #mosaic #littlefeeties #gangstachin

sucaru: omg

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:42:27 -0400

sucaru:

omg

karukos: emryssa: I need an Edna Mode life coach.

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:42:17 -0400

karukos:

emryssa:

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:41:55 -0400

belle-morningstar: Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet but then virgin...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:41:15 -0400

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

but then virgin mobile made fun of her

so t mobile stepped its shit up

it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s

disinvolto: david-tothepointe: I VOLUNTEER AS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:19 -0400

disinvolto:

david-tothepointe:

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!!

Honey, you don’t even have to ask me.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:00:57 -0400

person: she--

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:00:42 -0400

person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years

I get so confused when random people like my instagram shots. Like either you stumbled upon it, ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:19:15 -0400

I get so confused when random people like my instagram shots. Like either you stumbled upon it, you’re creeping on me or you’re checking out the #me or #bed?

…. like really?

Gold colored sheets cause that’s how I roll #bed #me

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:15:03 -0400

Gold colored sheets cause that’s how I roll #bed #me

lickmynick: He looks like he’s wearing Alexander McQueen heels.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:53:45 -0400

lickmynick:

He looks like he’s wearing Alexander McQueen heels.

secrete-me-an-earth-river: asktoothless: Hey guys remember...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:22:20 -0400

secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

the-absolute-best-gifs: pillory: justin bieber getting hit in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:22:08 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

Much better decision than that Barefoot. #wino

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:47:19 -0400

Much better decision than that Barefoot. #wino

Can someone please pimp my ride? #bu

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:33:54 -0400

Can someone please pimp my ride? #bu